Once again, as has happened so many times in the past, my dear secretary has threatend to slap the crap out of me if I don't shape up. Since the beard I have been growing for Christmas is beginning to look so atrocious (check karaoke Xmas video)I can't stand myself. I feel like I am Gabby Hayes's grandson or a member of the ZZ Top group. Now I know there are people usually males that think a beard equates with masculinity, and I believe it does. The simple reason is if I meet a woman and she has a beard and she is not in a sideshow at the circus I am pretty sure I am in the wrong saloon. Now getting back to the main subject will I shape up or ship out? If you can stand it and I can stand it, there will be another Xmas karaoke video for my old geezers channel. After all I am the singer of the two of us. She can do bad karaoke better than I can. Her choice of songs matches my beard. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer would never play on my channel. The name of the next Xmas song is Put the lights up on the trailer, honey, Grandma's froze on the swing outside. I just made that up.
And that is my thought for the day. I used to be brilliant. As you can see my candle has been burnt at both ends.